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'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

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"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

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"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Hunting and gathering is so tiring! Let's invent credit cards so we can just charge people interest!'

'Don't stop me honey, I really want those shoes.'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"I've always thought it was eerie. He expired the same day as his Visa card."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"