Credit Card Awareness T-Shirts

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Gullib-Os

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

CATCHY NAME

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"That's the parents' section."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."