Credit Card Marketer Gifts

"Major Credit Cards, O'Neil, not Metro Cops!"

"Are you a platinum card member?"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Financial landscape.

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

Secret Identity Theft.

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

Buy now... pay later

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Health Foods

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Don't stop me honey, I really want those shoes.'