Debt Awareness Advocate Gifts

'Nine years of college for this?'

'Please help! Not unemployed, just living beyond my mines.'

Lone student with loan.

Credit Cards Robbery.

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

The Call to Arms

SMS loans.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Gullib-Os

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Sewer Rats

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

"...No more black coffee!"

Amy Winehouse

"But do you feel invisible?"

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'

Please solve this problem by throwing money at it.

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'