Debt Awareness Supporter Gifts

No Job Prospects? No Problem!

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

Shared Poverty

'Nine years of college for this?'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

'Don't it warm yer heart Alf to know the recession is over?'

'Depressed, anxious about the future, feeling betrayed on all fronts...still enough about my problems, what can I do for you?'

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"Students...we had some changes over summer. The good news is our classroom size has been cut by 15 percent! The bad news...our desk budget has been cut by 40 percent!"

"But, dad, this will make sure I don't get saddled with college student debt."

'I guess it is. At least the beggar from around the corner starved to death yesterday.'

Banks or Loansharks?

Flu.

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

Can't pay, won't pay!

Credit Cards Robbery.

Lone student with loan.

Indolent prices for vulnerable elderly

"It's a tuition bill."

"Not for me, luv. You know I'm diabetic!"

'A warm welcome to graduating students, distinguished faculty and impoverished parents...'

Cycle of Deprivation

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.