Disease Awareness Gifts

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"You don't look like the sort of person to get diabetes..."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

HIV Ignorance.

Rats escape boat which has arrived in Europe.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'You really ought to do something about that leprosy, Walter.'

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

Highly Infectious Cases

"Sorry pal, but at least we're not being blamed." (pig, bird, and mosquito talking to a bat about virus blame)

"Our war is against cancer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Earth and the Coronavirus

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

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