Disease Awareness Campaigner Gifts

HIV Ignorance.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Movember

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bubbling

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"It's a cause close to my heart."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Opium Den 2019

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

AIDS prevention

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'