Disease Awareness Campaigner Mugs

HIV Ignorance.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Movember

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bubbling

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"It's a cause close to my heart."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Opium Den 2019

AIDS prevention

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'