Awareness Campaigner Mugs

Just say no...

Lethal Drops of Alcohol.

Smoking is suicide

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Movember

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More Unequal Than Others

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bubbling

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Sewer Rats

The polling station

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Reinventing myself.'

Lack History Month

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

National Asthma Society Parade

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

AIDS prevention