Awareness Campaigner Mugs

Just say no...

Lethal Drops of Alcohol.

Smoking is suicide

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Movember

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Bubbling

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

The polling station

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Sewer Rats

Lack History Month

'Reinventing myself.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

National Asthma Society Parade

AIDS prevention

Opium Den 2019

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'