Chronic Illness Awareness Gifts

'The treatment for my migraines was working well until I had to deal with my insurance company about it.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"