Chronic Illness Awareness Champion Gifts

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Essential work against Coronavirus

Bubbling

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

Hope

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

National Asthma Society Parade

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

AIDS prevention

Notional Health Service

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."