Aids Awareness Champion Gifts

Promote the use of condoms.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

AIDS prevention

Zika global alert

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Sewer Rats

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Opium Den 2019

AIDS prevention

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

Prostate Issues