Aids Awareness Champion Gifts

Promote the use of condoms.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

AIDS prevention

Zika global alert

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

'How many kids do you actually have?'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

AIDS prevention

Opium Den 2019

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."