Global Awareness Champion Gifts

The Only Thing Necessary for Evil to Triumph

Just Stop Boil

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Population rocket

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Zika global alert

Think globally. Act locally.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Sorry but It Really Is Too Late to Save the World

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Climate Change Hopscotch

Sewer Rats

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"We're here for the climate change summit."

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

AIDS prevention

Opium Den 2019

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

Global Waste?

COP26

Global Thermostat

"But do you feel invisible?"

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'