Global Awareness Buff Gifts

'Jeez, you hear about the ebola epidemic?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Just Stop Boil

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

EU Vaccine approval

Population rocket

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

The Difference Between Us and Them

Zika global alert

Hope Through Pretentiousness

New World Order Bridge

Think globally. Act locally.

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Army Man Playset 2020

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Sorry but It Really Is Too Late to Save the World

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Cheesy Patriotism Elsewhere

Climate Change Hopscotch

U.S. Foreign Policy, Explained

Amnesty for Embezzlers

Nerve Agent Refugees

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

"We're here for the climate change summit."

Brexit

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

'If the 11 o'clock news gives you insomnia, don't watch it.'

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

'We don't seem to be doing well in the foreign beverage market. However, due to a mistranslation of our slogan we've become the leading international provider of embalming fluid.'

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

'The EU should make harder sanctions!'

G8 ministers agonise over food decisions.