Global Awareness Buff Pillows

'Jeez, you hear about the ebola epidemic?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Just Stop Boil

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

EU Vaccine approval

Population rocket

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Zika global alert

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

New World Order Bridge

Army Man Playset 2020

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Climate Change Hopscotch

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

Brexit

"We're here for the climate change summit."

Nerve Agent Refugees

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

'We don't seem to be doing well in the foreign beverage market. However, due to a mistranslation of our slogan we've become the leading international provider of embalming fluid.'

'If the 11 o'clock news gives you insomnia, don't watch it.'

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

'The EU should make harder sanctions!'

G8 ministers agonise over food decisions.

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'