Global Awareness Seeker Pillows

Merry Christmas

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Just Stop Boil

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Population rocket

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

Nuclear Proliferation

Zika global alert

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

Think globally. Act locally.

Iraq and the road ahead...

"Ukraine peace talks"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

So, when did I realize I was a control freak, doc?…

Climate Change Hopscotch

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Psychiatry. I think I'm my own worst enemy because I like to back the winning side!

Sorry but It Really Is Too Late to Save the World

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

If you were an iceberg...

The first step is losing the illusion that you're in control of your actions.

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

"You've got solipsistic narcissism, take two selfies and call me in the morning."

"We're here for the climate change summit."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

Israel Palestinian Talks.