Global Awareness Seeker Pillows

Merry Christmas

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Just Stop Boil

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Population rocket

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Nuclear Proliferation

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Zika global alert

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Ukraine peace talks"

Iraq and the road ahead...

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Climate Change Hopscotch

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

If you were an iceberg...

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

"We're here for the climate change summit."

"You've got solipsistic narcissism, take two selfies and call me in the morning."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

Nuclear disarmament.

Israel Palestinian Talks.