Chronic Illness Awareness Champion Pillows

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Essential work against Coronavirus

Bubbling

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Hope

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Notional Health Service

National Asthma Society Parade

AIDS prevention

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

Prostate Issues