Cancer Awareness Champ Pillows

Mamogram

"Our war is against cancer."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Schrodinger's kittens

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Stock Wanted

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

AIDS prevention

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

Ant Farm Concert

'The bad news is that it's definitely Cancer. The good news is that I hear it's 'in'.'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

The Only Thing Necessary for Evil to Triumph