Cancer Awareness Champ Pillows

Mamogram

"Our war is against cancer."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Schrodinger's kittens

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

AIDS prevention

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'The bad news is that it's definitely Cancer. The good news is that I hear it's 'in'.'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Ant Farm Concert

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."