Ocd Awareness Advocate Pillows

'No, no! Don't make my food touch! I'll talk! I'll talk!'

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

Vlad the Inhaler

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

National Asthma Society Parade

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

AIDS prevention

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

Prostate Issues

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine