Ocd Awareness Advocates Pillows

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Bubbling

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

AIDS prevention

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Prostate Issues

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Zika sexually transmitted

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

Should have used a higher SPF...

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

"My husband is severely allergic to mushrooms."

Doctor checking the health of food.