Ocd Awareness Advocates Pillows

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Bubbling

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

AIDS prevention

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Prostate Issues

Zika sexually transmitted

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

Should have used a higher SPF...

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

"My husband is severely allergic to mushrooms."