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'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

Vlad the Inhaler

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Bubbling

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

AIDS prevention

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

National Asthma Society Parade

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Prostate Issues

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

Should have used a higher SPF...

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'