Chronic Illness Awareness Mugs

'The treatment for my migraines was working well until I had to deal with my insurance company about it.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

AIDS prevention

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Vaccine passport required

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."