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"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Cake Free Zone

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Harsh Mellows.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food