Sweets Philosopher Mugs

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Cake Free Zone

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Harsh Mellows.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Chocolate Shop

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"