Sugar Scientist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the inventive sugar scientist? Our curated selection of witty and fun items celebrates their love for all things sweet and scientific. Perfectly suited for those who blend chemistry with confections, these gifts add a dash of humor and a pinch of science to their everyday routines.

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"Can we do that again tomorrow night?" mockup

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

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'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.' mockup

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans. mockup

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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"States of tofu"

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"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified." mockup

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

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"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

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"Too much sugar."

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'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.' mockup

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here." mockup

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

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"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?" mockup

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

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'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...' mockup

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

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Sweet surprise.

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'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.' mockup

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

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"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working." mockup

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

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Chocs away.

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming? mockup

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

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'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.' mockup

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

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"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street." mockup

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

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'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!' mockup

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

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"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math." mockup

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

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"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'" mockup

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

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Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club mockup

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

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A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future. mockup

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.' mockup

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

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'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.' mockup

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

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'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?' mockup

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night." mockup

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

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"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

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Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going. mockup

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

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Sugar Scientist Gifts Collection

Sugar Scientist Mugs

Discover our full range of fun mugs for sugar scientists—perfect for starting their day with a smile and a dash of science.

Sugar Scientist Pillows

Explore cozy pillows adorned with sugar science humor—bring a scientific touch to any living space or office.

Sugar Scientist Prints

Decorate with our vibrant prints celebrating sugar science—perfect for inspiring creativity and a sweet nerdy vibe.

Sugar Scientist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of witty t-shirts for sugar scientists—ideal for lab, lounge, or casual wear that makes a statement.