Sugar Alchemist Gifts

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Cooking.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

'Needs salt!'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Baker

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Bored Baker

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'