Sugar Alchemist Mugs

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Cooking.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

'Needs salt!'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Bored Baker

I Bake. Deal with it.

Baker

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'