Sugar Artist Gifts

"Can't you do something with that besides caramelize your creme brulee?"

Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.

Tension filled the tent.

'This is gonna be one hellava toffee sticky pudding!'

The best baker in Bath!

Baker

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Sweet surprise.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Bear at a vending machine

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"