Sugar Sleuth Gifts

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

'Have you got any of that white stuff?'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Candy Corn: High Fructose Corn Syrup.

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Slimming Club: Sweets Detector.

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Finally a product with no added sugar!"

'No, everyone should not get a third!'

The first six ingredients in this cereal are sugar!

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

'Where is the expiry date?'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'

'The ammo's a match. We've got the murder weapon in that diabetic's case.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Sweet surprise.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"