Nutrition Skeptics Gifts

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

'This chocolate bar is full of fruit and nuts.'

'Do you want flies with that?'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

Gullib-Os

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

New anti-obesity cookbook.

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'Eating several servings of vegetables everyday is very good, as long as they aren't just pizza toppings.'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

Lite Beer.