Soup Skeptics Gifts

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'This tastes like dishwater.'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'-and not only was my soup COLD - but the fly in it had frostbite!'

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

'You need to reduce your iron intake.'

Smelly fish.

Soda! So many useless calories! Oh? You're wondering why I'm still round if I don't drink the stuff? Well? I got fat the old-fashioned way. I eat too much.

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."