Sprout Skeptic Gifts

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Waiting for plants to grow

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

I love Sprouts

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'Years ago he got his investment back, plus millions in interest. So he's leaving everything to Bernard Madoff.'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

March Against Monsanto Media Blackout!

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'