Spinach Skeptic Gifts

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Eat your spinach. It's full of iron.' 'No wonder it's so tough.'

"And your mother says you didn't eat your spinach when you were seven!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

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"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

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"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

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An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

Please be gentle, waiter. This is my first salad. I'm sorry, sir, but there's a reason they call it "roughage."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'