Spinach Skeptic Gifts

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Eat your spinach. It's full of iron.' 'No wonder it's so tough.'

"And your mother says you didn't eat your spinach when you were seven!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

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"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

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"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."