Spinach Devotee Gifts

"Have you thought about laying off the spinach for awhile?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Pope tarts.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

Boy defends his last fry.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Cannibal recipes.

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'