Spinach Advocate Gifts

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

Tom Cotton

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

GM Food and World Hunger

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'