Spinach Advocate T-Shirts

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

The Rabbit Meeting.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

How Kale Took Over the World

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

GM Food and World Hunger

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

"Sorry, Mr. Popeye, no Olympics for you. Y'know spinach is a performance enhancing drug."

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"