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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Needs more kale.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Chili again?'

Spaghetti Road

Cow Pollen

"Sriracha"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Not here, Fred.'

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Guy Fieri