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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"We're ruined!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Needs more kale.'

'Chili again?'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Sriracha"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Cow Pollen

Spaghetti Road

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Not here, Fred.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Cannibal recipes.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

Guy Fieri