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'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Nutritional Supplements.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

Snail with pc monitor.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

French suppers.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

Notice - Salt Kills

An snail shell with a chimney

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"