Spinach Supporter Pillows

'Was it the spinach, or was Popeye on steroids?'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Nutritional Supplements.

French suppers.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Snail with pc monitor.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Finish your spinach and claim a free laptop!

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

Notice - Salt Kills

An snail shell with a chimney

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

"Guess who?"

"By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you."

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."