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"Have you thought about laying off the spinach for awhile?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Garden.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Table Of The Elephants

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Cannibal recipes.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'