Peach Aficionado T-Shirts

Selections from the Sliced Peach collection of Shelley M.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Apples for sale

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'I get that reaction a lot.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'My final offer.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'I said an apple a day keeps the doctor away from you. I didn't say it keeps you away from the doctor.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'