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Reimagining of 'the son of man'

Ice Cream Surgeon

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Needs salt!'

Garden.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Ice Cream Dreams.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Tree Passion

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Devi's brew?"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'What are you eating now?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Plum jam...

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."