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'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

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The Fourth Little Pig

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Is that pancake ready yet?

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'