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"Sure, that's right. Blame the pineapple."

"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

"Just be yourself."

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The Fourth Little Pig

Wine Lady

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Apple Pie Abduction

Is that pancake ready yet?

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Midnight Basketball

Table Of The Elephants

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!