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"Sure, that's right. Blame the pineapple."

"It's got pineapple on it. You'll have to go to hell."

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

"Just be yourself."

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The Fourth Little Pig

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Apple Pie Abduction

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Is that pancake ready yet?

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

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