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Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'I think you've discovered something here, Sir Isaac!'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"We have a share in an apple."

'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'

Issac Newton's cousin Zeke: 'MMM! Applesauce!'

'Poor Mr Newton, we fell right onto his head... Hope he'll be OK...'

'I said an apple a day keeps the doctor away from you. I didn't say it keeps you away from the doctor.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

New from Apple, the iCan.

'We're meant to have 5-a-day, actually!'

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

Man juggling apple core.

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Apple nitpicking

New! Apple Mocha Latte.

'Another apple! If only they knew that it's ASPIRINS teachers really need...'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

An apple a day!

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'It be an Eye-pad i-pod.'

I confess I've felt temptation to cheat. It's just that I get do tired of waiting for her to give me what I want. She even makes me feel like if I want it, then there must be something wrong with me. She's wrong. Your needs are natural. There's no shame in wanting a tablet that runs a full operating system and has a stylus. Computer Villa. Customer service. But I've been in love with Apple since the first "Lisa."

An object at rest tends to remain at ... ouch!

Apples for sale

Evil queen selling apples.

"I don't like, Golden delicious. Got any, Granny Smiths, or Pink ladies?"

Apple's Virtuous Cycle of Post-Steve Letdowns

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."