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'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Thieves roamed the land, looking for easy pickings.

William Tell's Fatal Mistake.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

Flava Superba

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

What Newton didn't see

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Banana Smoothie

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.