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'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Thieves roamed the land, looking for easy pickings.

William Tell's Fatal Mistake.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

Flava Superba

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

What Newton didn't see

Apples for sale

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split Personality

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Banana Smoothie

'Nana!'