Apple Anecdote Lover T-Shirts

Arkhimed/Archimedes

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Caesar salad?'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

The One That Newton Missed

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Flava Superba

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Man juggling apple core.