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Arkhimed/Archimedes

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Caesar salad?'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

The One That Newton Missed

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Flava Superba

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).