Apple Aficionados Pillows

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

'It's not fair,' said Eve, 'even when I eat healthily I'm made to feel guilty.'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

The One That Newton Missed

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

"C'mon, work that core!"

Where hard cider comes from.

Horse

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

Norman's Early Years.

'Newton mentally blocked out the first time he discovered gravity.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

'Whose job was it?'

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

A giant glass of red wine

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.