Apple Aficionados Prints

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

'It's not fair,' said Eve, 'even when I eat healthily I'm made to feel guilty.'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

The One That Newton Missed

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

"C'mon, work that core!"

Horse

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

Norman's Early Years.

'Newton mentally blocked out the first time he discovered gravity.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

A giant glass of red wine

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'